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Familia is a word used to describe someone who is a cockblock. A person who unintentionally or intentionally prevents a move or interaction between two people who are trying to advance their relationship or become more physically intimate.
"Yo! I was with this girl last night, and just as I was goign to kiss her, her friends came inbetween us both and started talking! She totally familiaed us!".
familia by adnamadnawehttam June 3, 2010
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Mazda Familia. Probily one of the most commonly stolen cars in auckland, new zealand. Mazda Familia GTX, GT, XL, Interplay are the most common done up cars, and the GTX is the most stolen
If you own a gtx get a decent alarm, the best investment you can get
familia by Glens 86 gtx September 5, 2005

familia shit 

The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.

Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
What's up Greg?

My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.

Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
familia shit by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009

Familia Reyes 

The biggest family in south America. All the girls are beautiful Latina with perfect bodies and the Men strong and big Latinos with massive cocks. Surname is Reyes and is carried on for decades.They may seem quiet but the are lethal animals.They are proud latinos. The word Reyes means kings and they rule over everything. They will always get their way. They are leaders, gangsters and never followers. HONOR RESPECT AND POWER

The will destroy you!!
If some one has it all. And is Latino. "Omg he/she is from la "Familia Reyes!!"

"I want to be a Reyes"
"Oh shit theres a Reyes quick lets get out of here"
"Oh that mami is so a Reyes"
Familia Reyes by Cristo96 May 1, 2009

Pai de familia

Pai de Família (Portuguese for “family man”) is a man from a Brazilian gay porn video. Pai de Família’s real name remains unknown, but he’s often called Jailson Mendes, as he’s credited in the movie. Pai de Família’s main claim to fame is, well, taking it in the ass.
Pai de familia is the most famous meme in brazil

Kupa'a Familia 

group of 49er faithful who have adopted the Hawaiian word "Kupa'a" as their alias. Kupa'a means- Faithful, stand together as one.
Did you see Boss, Virgil, and Keith roll up to the stick with their #kupaa tees on? Now that's repping the Kupa'a Familia.
Kupa'a Familia by Kupaa Fitted August 10, 2012

Salute La Familia

A take on the Italian:
'Salute' (hail/health)
'La Familia' (the/our family)/ 'La' (the), can be changed to 'Mi' (my)

A phrase said to honor those you consider family, either being blood relatives or a close nit group of friends/Pack.
*At a bar with a tight nit group of friends* *Leader of the group raises the first drink of the night*

~Salute La Familia !!

*Group cheers, clinks glasses together*

..............................

Fast Five, Dominic Toretto quote: "Money will come and go. We all know that. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia."
Salute La Familia by AlphaBitch August 1, 2012
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