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A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.

Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.

nub job by nubfanactic March 1, 2010

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Nub Job

When a disabled person ( preferably with a nub) inserts said nub into the anus repetidly till the receiver finishes

Dude that was the best nub job ever

Nub Job by Xaviar99 October 7, 2017

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Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.

Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.

Nub Job by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019

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Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend

I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.

Nub job by Collin102 January 11, 2020

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Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare

"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64

Helpful Nub Job by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024

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Nubjob

A sexual act in which an amputee or other person lacking arms or legs uses their "nubs" to stimulate their partners' penis.

dude, i hooked up with this hot amputee chick and she totally gave me a nubjob.

Nubjob by tr3eman October 23, 2008

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Nubjob

act of an amputee manipulating another's genital with amputated area

I just received a nubjob from a frostbite patient.

Nubjob by ...hugh July 1, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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