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Abbreviation for "not to be taken seriously."
Sometimes typed in a manner to resemble html code, the phrase is used to convey tone of voice in forums or message boards when a poster wants to imply a joking manner in their post, though not necessarily a sarcastic one.
It is similar to "oaj" or "only a joke," </teasing>, </joke> and </joking>.
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The poster's reply said, "Now that I know that about you, I'm going to put you on ignore </ntbts>" but I didn't get upset, because I knew that person was only teasing.

ntbts by Stori May 31, 2007

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NTBT

NTBT is a text/chat/IM abbreviation that stands for "No Tell, Bro Talk." It is generally used as a preface for sensitive information, especially in regard to something that a bro would not want his girlfriend to know about.

Text sequence between two bros.

Bro 1: Dude, you'll never believe what happened last night.
Bro 2: What?
Bro 1: NTBT.
Bro 2: Of course.
Bro 1: I totally fucked my girlfriend's sister.
Bro 2: Nice.

NTBT by Pooh Richardson June 12, 2014

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NTTS

No Time To Shit

I've been so busy i have NTTS

NTTS by Fuck i'm good cunt January 16, 2013

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Ntits

Commonly associated with large black breasts. Pepperoni or large sloppy nipples preferred. one can lie about getting them, but will be ridiculed by his or her friends as a result.

Puffer likes to suck Ntits. Kyle cannot live without Ntits in his mouth. Dave loves to lie about Ntits.

Ntits by cosbykid1 September 22, 2010

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NTBTFW

Not The Bitch To Fuck With

Person A: I heard she was talking shit about you.

Person B: What? UGH I'M SO MAD IM NTBTFW.

NTBTFW by noahbb March 3, 2009

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nbtspositions

One of the most iconic, unproblematic stan he is iconic. Also known for stanning Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Blackpink, Camila Cabello, Billie Eilish. He is funny and one of the accounts that carried stan twitter.

nbtspositions is iconic purr

nbtspositions by chromaticamel April 21, 2021

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NTBUSWAB

Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again But ...
popular acronym used by IRC nerds and pedifiles who are very fixating on the movie Star Wars

<ircnerd> NTBUSWAB that Princess Leah was 1337!

NTBUSWAB by vokal December 10, 2003

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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