nsttm 

It’s means Now Stop Talkin To Me

friend: ik you not mad cause i ate yo last cookie
me: yes i am ,nsttm

nsttm by tink2hollywood March 19, 2022

Nottmeier 

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!

"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "

Nottmeier by G. Queen December 31, 2011

Nuttmuff 

(verb.) When two friends take advantage of another friend by placing their respective scrotums on a passed-out/unwilling friend's ears, so they can no longer hear and their ears are warm.

Dude look at Bobby, let's nuttmuff him.

Nuttmuff by JGGH April 13, 2010

12 Days of Nuttmas 

On the first day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me one sweet release. On the second day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the third day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 3 crusty socks, 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the fourth day of Nuttmas . . .

Kincaid: Damn dude, I missed the start of Destroy Dick December!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!

12 Days of Nuttmas by TheMandibularProminence December 4, 2017

NSATM 

Not Safe at the Moment
Not Sure at the Moment

"Hey, where did you get that pic of her?"
"NSATM"

"Hey, where did you get that pic of her?"
"NSATM"

NSATM by harleh February 6, 2009

NSATM 

Not Safe at the Moment
Not Sure at the Moment

"Hey, where did you get that pic of her?"
"NSATM"

"Hey, where did you get that pic of her?"
"NSATM"

NSATM by h a r le h February 5, 2009

nttma 

NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

"You're a hoe, please, nttma."

nttma by Af_lmao January 2, 2017