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The absolute inability to play any game with any resemblance of skill
Damn you suck at Pokémon. You’re a total Nuttmeg
Nuttmeg by Huperman January 3, 2022
Words you can keep
sue: this spag bol is wonderful darling.

dave: yeah, the secret is getting the right balance between onion flavour & nutsmeg.
nutsmeg by will6691 November 15, 2012

double nutmeg

A soccer term used for when a player nutmegs two players in a row. This phrase was started after Tobin Heath did a double nutmeg while player for the U.S Women's National Team.
Keep calm and double nutmeg.
double nutmeg by babyhorse5573 October 15, 2011

nutmeg queen 

U.S women's national team player, Tobin Heath, is known for "megging" and embarrassing her opponents therefore being named the nutmeg queen
"Omg she is a nutmeg queen"
nutmeg queen by Tats krueger December 30, 2016

Nutmegger 

Masshole: Damn yah nutmeggahs drive so slow!

Connecticuter: Just call me a Nutmegger.
Nutmegger by K-Lee NYAHHH October 18, 2007
In football/soccer when you dribble the ball between the defender's legs
Nutmeg nyahh!
nutmeg by mandingoe June 5, 2004
In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.
I nutmegged him!
nutmeg by Ian Chode March 4, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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