The automatic response from many online chat users when asked "what's up?", "what's happening?" or any variation. The most annoying, pointless and ridiculous response imaginable. NM meaning "Not Much" and lol "Laugh Out Loud", insinuating that by replying nmlol, not much is "up" or "happening" and for some reason this deserves a "lol". If someone replies with "nmlol" it is recommended you immediately leave the conversation.

You: Hey man, what's up?
Friend: nmlol
You : ...
Friend: What?
You: I fucking hate you
<Disconnect>

nmlol by LemonSuicide January 19, 2010

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NLOLBFAF

Not laughing out loud but funny as fuck.

For moments that don't warrant laughing out loud, but it was pretty funny.

Me: What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?

U: I Dunno.

Me: Roberto!

U: NLOLBFAF

NLOLBFAF by PoopyMcPoo September 6, 2010

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nlol

not laughing out loud

J: The Cavs beat the Lakers 102-87
J: LOL
S: Fuck You. NLOL

nlol by nlol December 27, 2009

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nalolbshlftm

1) Stands for: Not actually laughing out loud but sitting here laughing figuratively to myself.

2) The long way to say lol , since everyone knows these days that "lol" and "haha" are only used when someone is slightly amused.

Kasey: Omg that movie was freakin' awesome you have to watch it, i'm not even kidding!!

Jenna: nalolbshlftm .

nalolbshlftm by nalolbshlftm October 16, 2010

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