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The automatic response from many online chat users when asked "what's up?", "what's happening?" or any variation. The most annoying, pointless and ridiculous response imaginable. NM meaning "Not Much" and lol "Laugh Out Loud", insinuating that by replying nmlol, not much is "up" or "happening" and for some reason this deserves a "lol". If someone replies with "nmlol" it is recommended you immediately leave the conversation.
You: Hey man, what's up?
Friend: nmlol
You : ...
Friend: What?
You: I fucking hate you
<Disconnect>
nmlol by LemonSuicide January 19, 2010
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Not Really Laughing Out Loud
You: *tells joke* LOL.
Me: Hahaha.. nrlol.
nrlol by malysax3 August 6, 2011
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the opposite of lol (laughing out loud).
roflkid6: i just got hit by a bus LOL!!!!

lolwtfbbq:nlol :(
nlol by Nii April 4, 2005
Not laughing out loud but funny as fuck.

For moments that don't warrant laughing out loud, but it was pretty funny.
Me: What do you call a Mexican guy with a rubber toe?

U: I Dunno.

Me: Roberto!

U: NLOLBFAF
NLOLBFAF by PoopyMcPoo September 6, 2010
not laughing out loud
J: The Cavs beat the Lakers 102-87
J: LOL
S: Fuck You. NLOL
nlol by nlol December 27, 2009

nalolbshlftm 

1) Stands for: Not actually laughing out loud but sitting here laughing figuratively to myself.

2) The long way to say lol , since everyone knows these days that "lol" and "haha" are only used when someone is slightly amused.
Kasey: Omg that movie was freakin' awesome you have to watch it, i'm not even kidding!!

Jenna: nalolbshlftm .
nalolbshlftm by nalolbshlftm October 16, 2010
a not soy dude with more t than everyone in the world combined (except me) also very humble
joe: did you see mr nmplol
chat: nmplol creygasm
nmplol by groinky gordox ggx September 29, 2020
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