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novbe

It's when you accidentally spell November wrong because you hit send too early and you typed too fast.
Me: novbe
Someone else: what?
Me: sorry I meant November
by vudpuk October 28, 2021
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Norbering

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
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nobelium uranium

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
by Foxzes February 26, 2018
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nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche
(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.
by seb and mike January 2, 2009
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cock nobber

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'
by rayman April 5, 2005
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Noobertia

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source
I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.
by ilib February 2, 2010
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Baeyg Noibend!

Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.
You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"
by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017
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