Notts

Notts is a nick name for Nottingham which is in UK, England.

Person: were u from m8
Me: Notts

by Sam Evil August 16, 2006

notts

(verb)
To open a door by force.

The term was founded when a student from the university of Kent forced a door open and it broke in Hockley, NG1, Nottingham.

The door was loose so I notts'd it
'Icl bro if you don't open the door I'm gonna notts it'
'You know this door is nottsable now?

by peacableleaf9 March 30, 2023

Notts County

The World's Oldest Football League Club

Formed in 1862, Notts County remains the supreme football club in the East Midlands of England, overshadowing their impoverished neighbours across the River Trent, Nottingham Florists.

Notts County, the world's oldest league football club

by SwalePie September 28, 2009

Creswell, notts

A small ex mining village on the outskirts of Nottinghamshire. Commonly known by locals as a holding pen for the Jeremy kyle show. Its claim to fame is the invention of tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks. Many of the residents look malnourished, this is due to their diet of spice, special brew & Richmond cigarettes, which they claim gives them super human shoplifting abilities. The village gains its name from its founder Barry Creswell, who held the world record for most items shop lifted in under one minute and recently appeared on the hit TV show dancing on spice.

I heard the gameshow supermarket sweep was invented in Creswell, notts.

by Gaaarg I'm a pirate January 10, 2019

king of notts

this name usuallly refers to a man going by the name of jason

jason is the king of notts

by lovesosa2 February 3, 2023

Nötthipô

When you poop at a low altitude

I needed to shit out my window cause there's no bathroom at work, but it was a nötthipô on my boss and I am now unemployed, Fucks sake asda

by Whyamiherejusttosuffermyfate February 22, 2020

NotSqvage

A bald Minecraft pinger who is edating Sxtormy

NotSqvage took the L

by laired October 9, 2020