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a group of ugly girls hanging out in one location. opposite of hotties.
Example: There was nothing but notties at the bar last night.
notties by Dr Crackenstein August 20, 2013
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notties is like chips and candy like stuffs thats sweet
i love eating notties
notties by thewordcreatorr March 31, 2022

pound back some notties 

To jack off intensively to an extremely large amount of notty porn until you're on your back gasping for air.
Yesterday I pound back some notties to pics. of notty girls fingering their asses in an auditorium full of 3rd graders until I collapsed onto my back and had to call 911.
an unattractive girl who hangs out with a group of Hotties at a party, whose job is it to make sure her friends do not hook up and leave her at the end of the night. she will put down every joke that a male tries to use on her hot friend and will publicly point out every oddity in his appearance.
I was on that ball with some hottie last night when her nottie roomate totally made fun of my threads.
Nottie by rizosh July 15, 2001

nittiest of all gritties 

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"
It never fails, chicks come in pairs: the hottie and the nottie, you get the nottie.
nottie by Jonnyguano September 29, 2005

Pound some natties 

The act of drinking Natural Light beer with your bros. This can include Natural Light or Natural Ice.
We're all heading over to Matt's crib to pound some natties
Pound some natties by mama_jama June 19, 2011
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