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an unattractive girl who hangs out with a group of Hotties at a party, whose job is it to make sure her friends do not hook up and leave her at the end of the night. she will put down every joke that a male tries to use on her hot friend and will publicly point out every oddity in his appearance.
I was on that ball with some hottie last night when her nottie roomate totally made fun of my threads.
Nottie by rizosh July 15, 2001
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It never fails, chicks come in pairs: the hottie and the nottie, you get the nottie.
nottie by Jonnyguano September 29, 2005
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Someone who is not hot; the opposite of being hot.
"She really went from a hottie to a nottie in just a couple years, didn't she?"
Nottie by Punzzyyy March 18, 2023
A penguin VTuber that doesn't shower and always is stinky.
Nootie didn't shower in 3 weeks, they're stinky.
Nootie by lil_pengu August 24, 2023
A beautiful and angelic girl with high intellect. She will do anything for anyone she loves. She’s very loyal and will always be there for you no matter what. But, if you get on her bad side you should definitely look out. She always has high marks and is Kind to anyone she meets.
“She’s such a Nettie!”
Nettie by jewelsweetie November 21, 2018

a knottie nettie 

an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!

Nottmeier 

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!
"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "
Nottmeier by G. Queen December 31, 2011
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