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Updates to a program that completely break the code. This normally causes the code to work but in such a poor manner that it is unusable. Typically in the form of bug fixing.

This comes from the user Notch, the creator of Minecraft, who updated his game and created numerous bugs that make the game completely unplayable.
I notched my game and now nobody can play it
notched by NotchLover101 October 24, 2011

top notched chicken headed hoe 

a bitch that think she hot but is just another silly chicken headed hoe but think she is all that.
"the girl that my cat has more hair than is a top notched chicken headed hoe that think she cute honey ur just a silly hoe"

scrot notcher 

Someone who boasts about having their testicles sucked.
Don't go home with Dave, he's a scrot notcher
scrot notcher by Kris Taylor September 10, 2005
Under the influence of cannabis.
Dude, lets go get norched in your van!
norched by fappymeal October 19, 2010
Nick: that guy waiting for the free apps

Tony : g'notche
g'notche by TV2112 November 4, 2017
A lazy slacking freeloading bum. A person who is always looking for a handout, but never wants to do anything to deserve it. Also can describe a dimwitted person who accomplishes meager tasks and expects grand rewards.
Mr N. : The guy getting all the free appetizers has been hovering over the buffet like he guarding it.

Mr T. That's because that gentleman is a G'notche!
G'notche by TV2112 April 19, 2018
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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