Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe

Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe by Handle100 August 8, 2023

i'm not okay (i promise) 

how emo persons respond to "are you okay"

Frank: Dude, are you okay?
Gerard: I'm not okay (i promise)
Frank: You sure?
Gerard: I promised.

i'm not okay (i promise) by alexthebestpersonevaa July 10, 2022

I'm not saying I'm [Jesus]...I'm just saying  

An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)

May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"

"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"

"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"

I'm not saying I'm [Jesus]...I'm just saying by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009

Not that I'm keeping track, but.... 

An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.

Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.

Not that I'm keeping track, but.... by CaliScott January 11, 2011

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many 

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way 

This means I'm hot and you know it!

that girl everyone wants to be with,and that there parents wouldnt mind meaning I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way.

I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way by Miss Hottness February 3, 2010

I'm not sayin' I'm jsut sayin' 

When you prove your point that you are right but do not want to deliberately call the other person out as being an ignorant fool.

Or you give advice and you know the person will not follow it.

Hey you shouldn't put a fork in there... I'm not sayin' I'm jsut sayin'

I'm not sayin' I'm jsut sayin' by JasonFoster October 31, 2009