opuityerqwklhjfgsdmabncvzx

u so bore dplz stop

i heard if u type opuityerqwklhjfgsdmabncvzx u so bored u gay

by CURNICNLGEE March 24, 2020

a thousand

How many things you forget in a day.

You forget a thousand things every day, how about you make sure this is one of them

by CURNICNLGEE February 25, 2021

updog

A joke where a person mentions updog a bunch of times until the recipient says "What is updog" but the joke is that it's supposed to mean "What's up, dawg" (another way of saying "Hey") and then you answer "NOT MUCH WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!" and rek ther ass ur sumthing.

Its updog. What is updog? AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH "Game Grumps"

by CURNICNLGEE November 20, 2019

shit

hoo boy theres a lot to cover

1) adjective for something that is bad
2) adjective for something that is really good
3) synonym for "stuff"
4) exclamation for when things dont go well
5) word used in a state of shock
6) used for emphasis in how much you did something
7) poop
8) someone who is annoying
9) noun for a thing that is bad
theres probably more i missed

1) this game is shit
2) this food is the shit
3) are you gonna help me move my shit?
4) ah shit!
5) holy shit!
6) i beat the shit out of that guy!
7) just took a massive shit
8) you piece of shit!
9) what is this shit?

by CURNICNLGEE October 23, 2022

Headlight Fluid

When Gavin forgets the word for washer fluid

Gavin: "The Headlight Fluid container fell into the car onto his lap"
Gus: "The Headlight Fluid container, really?"

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022

Mooooom

No argument between siblings can end without this dreaded word being uttered

Alex: MOOOOOM! Alice hit me
Alice: No I didn’t it was Alex

by CURNICNLGEE January 28, 2021

Quack

That is the sound that a duck makes

I don’t know why you’re here

Duck: *quack quack quack*
Other duck: *quack quack quack quack*
Duck: *quack quack, quack quack quack quack*
Other duck: ... *quack*

by CURNICNLGEE January 28, 2021