DVJ's definitions

foreign aid

When you fuck someone in another country and get HIV.

My poor friend Bryan went to Nigeria and got some foreign aid!

by DVJ August 11, 2016

Nose Job

When you are trying to swallow semen and you start laughing, so that it cums out of your nose.

I was sucking Bryan's dick the other day, but I thought of his large nipples as he came, so I ended up getting a nose job.

by DVJ November 28, 2012

Core Sample

When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.

I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.

I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.

by DVJ February 4, 2014

Dusty Semen

When you stuff some cocaine up your dick hole before receiving a blowjob, so when you ejaculate, your semen will mix with the cocaine and make your partner high as you orgasm.

Bryan fed me some dusty semen this morning, but since I had a severe seizure afterwards, I don't get to remember that lovely experience.

by DVJ December 12, 2012