nosejaculate 

To expel air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of the nasal mucous membrane.

"I was walking through a field, enjoying the warm summer breeze gently slithering around my shirtless body. Finally I had reached the peak of my journey and suddenly out of nowhere, I had this tremendous urge to nosejaculate, I did. And it was everywhere. :)

nosejaculate by Twinkles McFarlane May 20, 2008

nonejaculatory 

An activity that does not end with ejaculation

"we hooked-up, but is was nonejaculatory"

nonejaculatory by Peepe` April 21, 2010

Namejaculate 

(Verb) -ing -ed -ion -or -ee
To repeatedly use a name because it sounds unique much to the annoyance of a surrounding audience in order to receive gratification every time the name is repeated.

I rolled my eyes when a relative of this girl namejaculated "Evangeline" all over the lobby. It was a mess!

Namejaculate by LightFoe July 11, 2014