Norved 

1. Having the incredible ability, or talent to lose close games, even when you previously had the lead throughout the first three quarters.

2. Being the exact opposite of clutch.

When the Chargers lost a Monday Night football game, with a 24-0 lead at halftime, they were Norved.

The Chargers were Norved, when the Ravens were able to convert a crucial 4th and 29.

Norved by Fire Norv December 8, 2012

norved 

1. Contraction for "Norv Turner", currently the head coach of the cratering San Diego Chargers. Used to describe the pinnacle of dysfunctional head coaching abilities conversationally.

2. They've been Norved, e.g. cursed by several years of bad luck Murphy's Law, or just plain pathetic.

3. Norving, the act of being Norved. See FUBAR and AJ Smithed.

His team was beaten so badly, they must have been norved from the initial kickoff.

The norving is strong in that one, Luke.

All norved up beyond recognition.

norved by fujikawa October 17, 2007

Norted

A word use by fans of the Kingdom Hearts Video game series to describe a character who has been possessed by one of the series' main villains, Xehanort. Its use spread after the trailer Square Enix released for Kingdom Hearts III on June 10th, 2018 at Microsoft's E3 convention. It depicted the character Aqua (A main protagonist in the game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)with yellow eyes, suggesting she was possessed by Xehanort.

Die hard Kingdom Hearts fan: Noooooo! I can't believe Aqua got norted!

Norted by Prof. Leskinen June 16, 2018

Norted

Kingdom Hearts fan terminology. A word used to describe what happens when a character has been possessed or influenced by the character Xehanort, causing them to develop yellow eyes and/or tanned skin and silver hair, just like Xehanort/Master Xehanort.

"I can't believe Terra was norted."

Norted by Xzarias June 16, 2018

noredink 

an ungodly form of torture

Teacher- " ok, class, today all I want you to do is..."
class gets excited and hopes they can do basically nothing
Teacher- " go online and do your noredink. I have 3 new assignments for you!"

entire class has left the class

noredink by Smart_bish May 13, 2019

NORTED

The process of Master Xehanort (From the Kingdom hearts series) binding his heart in 13 vessels, to complete the new Organisation 13. In this transformation, the Vessel gains yellow eyes to match Xehanort's eyes.

Aqua just got NORTED.

NORTED by SB15SKG June 15, 2018

Norted

When someone becomes another vessel for Master Xenahort so he could take over the world or take its light or darkness darkness darkness.

Someone got norted in one of the trailers!
Dude stfu spoiler!!

Norted by Irkeks June 16, 2018