Norton Anti-Virus 

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

Norton Anti-Virus by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 13, 2010

norton anti-virus 

(n.) brand of anti-virus that while being very good, disables all the script kiddie hacktools I was playing with, and does not have a simple off button.

Trying to turn off norton anti-virus takes up many hours of my time (I would assume from previous attempts).

norton anti-virus by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

norton antivirus 

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Norton Antivirus 

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

Norton Antivirus by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011

norton antivirus 

two words: resource hog

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...

norton antivirus by extreme133 June 14, 2010

Norton Antivirus 

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.

Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.

Norton Antivirus by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008

Norton Antivirus 

A scam that is completely ineffective at defending your computer from an MBT.

Person: MBT incoming!
Tank: (shoots 105mm armour piercing round at computer, annihilating it)
Person: Damn... I should have known that Norton Antivirus sucked.

Norton Antivirus by hello your computer has virus November 18, 2021