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norske

Someone with heritage from Norway but lives in Sweden. Tall and slim, yet beautiful.. but only on the inside, not like the fit birds that Norway produce. Often a free spirit and a great friend, untill this male meets a woman he’s a great companion.

A Norske draws attention from women, as most tall people do, thinking that they are well endowed, but he’s not a grower rather a shower at his best, if 6 inches qualify?

A Norske like his suits, dressing well and look crisp. But what all Norske don’t see, is that a good suit will not make up for the lack of muscles or brain.

Norske lacks common social skills at most things in life. The lack of finess and simple technique often displays itself as a big challenge to communicate to girls. Typical a strike out kind of a guy .

A norske turn on is the long feet of his best friend Henke. Secretly wanking to his best friends weird looking feet is a common trait to all Norske out there in the world.

Actually not born in Norway makes him not respected at both sides of the border in Sweden or Norway. A laughing stock to all scandinavians.

Not all things are bad about a Norske, he supports Manchester United wich in fairness makes him a top bloke
Did you see him Norske out with that girl?

Lack of muscles makes u such a Norske!

You got Norske looks, only a mother can appriciate that.
by Norseman pung March 7, 2020
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Norse paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Norse. Norse pagans often adopt the same world view and outlook on life as the vikings.
He's into Norse paganism.
by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011
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norski

A Norwegian or An American Norwegian Nickname
Hey Norski~
by Blake Dluog August 26, 2017
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Norker

Another word for a person who lives in and/or is from New York.
Thunder: shut up canadian
Salvo: fuck you norker
by notThunder- July 13, 2023
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Norse Invader

1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.
Olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the Norse Invader that Sven gave her last week.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.
don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.
by lexicali slim September 22, 2009
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Norsky

noun.

Some consider "Norsky" to be derrogatory, but to proud Norwegians, it's a favored nickname.
Another name for a Norwegian is a Modern Viking.

antonyms: Russian
Norwegian: "Oh man! That Swede chick is hot!"
Other Norwegian: "Spoken like a true Norsky!"
by urbandictator333 September 18, 2010
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