1 definition by Norseman pung
Someone with heritage from Norway but lives in Sweden. Tall and slim, yet beautiful.. but only on the inside, not like the fit birds that Norway produce. Often a free spirit and a great friend, untill this male meets a woman he’s a great companion.
A Norske draws attention from women, as most tall people do, thinking that they are well endowed, but he’s not a grower rather a shower at his best, if 6 inches qualify?
A Norske like his suits, dressing well and look crisp. But what all Norske don’t see, is that a good suit will not make up for the lack of muscles or brain.
Norske lacks common social skills at most things in life. The lack of finess and simple technique often displays itself as a big challenge to communicate to girls. Typical a strike out kind of a guy .
A norske turn on is the long feet of his best friend Henke. Secretly wanking to his best friends weird looking feet is a common trait to all Norske out there in the world.
Actually not born in Norway makes him not respected at both sides of the border in Sweden or Norway. A laughing stock to all scandinavians.
Not all things are bad about a Norske, he supports Manchester United wich in fairness makes him a top bloke
A Norske draws attention from women, as most tall people do, thinking that they are well endowed, but he’s not a grower rather a shower at his best, if 6 inches qualify?
A Norske like his suits, dressing well and look crisp. But what all Norske don’t see, is that a good suit will not make up for the lack of muscles or brain.
Norske lacks common social skills at most things in life. The lack of finess and simple technique often displays itself as a big challenge to communicate to girls. Typical a strike out kind of a guy .
A norske turn on is the long feet of his best friend Henke. Secretly wanking to his best friends weird looking feet is a common trait to all Norske out there in the world.
Actually not born in Norway makes him not respected at both sides of the border in Sweden or Norway. A laughing stock to all scandinavians.
Not all things are bad about a Norske, he supports Manchester United wich in fairness makes him a top bloke
Did you see him Norske out with that girl?
Lack of muscles makes u such a Norske!
You got Norske looks, only a mother can appriciate that.
Lack of muscles makes u such a Norske!
You got Norske looks, only a mother can appriciate that.
by Norseman pung March 7, 2020