nordegg

Calgary has Banff. Edmonton has Jasper. Red Deer has…some sketchy drugged out shithole as its version of a “mountain town” that is bound to disappoint the unfortunate tourist who is at risk of being stuck in the town from either getting carjacked or being unable to afford the gas prices. Commonly referred to as “ghetto Banff”.

Our heroin dealer in Red Deer had to move out to Nordegg last weekend

by tenseflower893 September 18, 2023

Nordegren Effect

1) when the wife of a major celebrity finds out about his sexual escapades and grabs the perfect object (usually directly related to his cause of celebrity) to beat the crap out of his vehicle and reputation (deservedly)
2) named for the nordic beauty of the same name
3) cause for a husband and father to think twice before doing something stupid
4) see "fatal attraction effect" prior to 11/26/2009

"honey, call 911.... i think the neighbor is experiencing the
Nordegren Effect in his front yard!".

by xynth3a December 2, 2009

norwegger

(slang) A person of Norwegian descent. Popularized in HBO's Deadwood.

"Mose says the man was a Norwegger from Wisconsin, built the building around the tree so as to have sap on hand for syrup." - Joni Stubbs (Ep 309, "Amateur Night")

by ClydeFrog4 October 24, 2009