The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.

Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"

Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013

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st. norbert

St. Norbert College is a predominantly Caucasian school nestled within the quaint town of De Pere in the state of Wisconsin. Students at St. Norbert are generally very intelligent and consume copious amounts of alcohol. If you visit St. Norbert, expect to be very cold and overly drunk, because that is the most entertaining option and it also keeps you warm.

Hey man, I froze my ass off at St. Norbert this weekend. Not a lot was happening but I blacked out anyway

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Norbert Leo Butz

The versatile, Tony-award winning star of such musicals as Thou Shalt Not (Camille), The Last 5 Years (Jamie), Wicked (Fiyero), and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (Freddy).

Also starred in Steve Carell's family film Dan in Real Life as Dan's brother Clay.

Married to actress Michelle Federer who co-starred with him in Wicked as Nessarose.

"It's a great musical, but no one will play Jamie Wellerstein as well as Norbert Leo Butz."

"Norbert Leo Butz has the most amazing name known to man."

Norbert Leo Butz by zorloges March 14, 2009

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Norbert

Absolute legend Norbert he walks into the room all the ladies get wet. HE gets all the laddies with his massive 11.5 inch Cock and he is the most fearsome man alive with 14 inch biseps.

Wow I wish I was like Norbert with his 11.5 inch cock

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making a Norbert

disappering for a long time without mentioning a word and then surfacing after a while, acting as if nothing ever happened

"Dude, where is Jane again?" "I don't know, but she is known for making a Norbert every once in a while!"

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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