nopopology

The science of no pollution power generation.

No Po Po Water-powered batteries are an example of nopopology by their ability of generating power via filling them with water or urine.

by Sinjin Hogmanay-Thistleprang October 4, 2009

Noobology

1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.

One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.

by Dark6 September 20, 2005

nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

nonpology

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."

by stogoe May 20, 2007

notpology

An apology that doesnt ACTUALLY apologise, but is simply given to make the evil person LOOK/feel better

In his notpology to PZ Myers, c kroll says:

There are many folks that read, and biog. at this site who are not religious, perhaps you feel it's silly, outdated, or superstition, fine. This is your right, but for people in positions of responsibility and with the power to encourage captive undeveloped minds to attack their neighbors beliefs is just insane, divisive, and maybe even criminal.

by stu in OZ ! August 10, 2008

Nopology

Noun

1. a non-regretful acknowledgement of an offense or failure:
“You’re right, I am sorry but I wouldn’t have done it if you didn’t cause the problem.”

Synonyms: false expression of regret,

“Fine, I’m sorry are you happy now?”

"take your nopology and shove it"

by itzart May 24, 2018

Noobology

The study of Noobs or the act of teaching noobs the tutorial of the teenage life. The education For Noobs is a sex/drugs oriented list of terms and phrases that are designed to form a noobs mind into a well-educated teenagers. The list consists of terms such as the ones shown below in the examples box.

"If you squeeze your thumb against your index finger, you stop your gag reflex, which means bigger bong hits! Happy Burning Noobs!"

"Always remember.. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"

"Sex raises tension, Love causes it"

"Noobology is a great way to learn new things as a incoming teenager!"

by mnotice, Jessec, Ribstack October 7, 2011