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1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.
One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.
Noobology by Dark6 September 20, 2005
Related Words

nopology 

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.
She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.
nopology by Jeff D April 21, 2003

nonpology 

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
nonpology by stogoe May 20, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2016
An apology that doesnt ACTUALLY apologise, but is simply given to make the evil person LOOK/feel better
In his notpology to PZ Myers, c kroll says:

There are many folks that read, and biog. at this site who are not religious, perhaps you feel it's silly, outdated, or superstition, fine. This is your right, but for people in positions of responsibility and with the power to encourage captive undeveloped minds to attack their neighbors beliefs is just insane, divisive, and maybe even criminal.
notpology by stu in OZ ! August 10, 2008

Nopology 

Noun

1. a non-regretful acknowledgement of an offense or failure:
“You’re right, I am sorry but I wouldn’t have done it if you didn’t cause the problem.”

Synonyms: false expression of regret,

“Fine, I’m sorry are you happy now?”
"take your nopology and shove it"
Nopology by itzart May 24, 2018
Word of the Day on September 16, 2025
The study of Noobs or the act of teaching noobs the tutorial of the teenage life. The education For Noobs is a sex/drugs oriented list of terms and phrases that are designed to form a noobs mind into a well-educated teenagers. The list consists of terms such as the ones shown below in the examples box.
"If you squeeze your thumb against your index finger, you stop your gag reflex, which means bigger bong hits! Happy Burning Noobs!"

"Always remember.. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"

"Sex raises tension, Love causes it"

"Noobology is a great way to learn new things as a incoming teenager!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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