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Noobology
The study of Noobs or the act of teaching noobs the tutorial of the teenage life. The education For Noobs is a sex/drugs oriented list of terms and phrases that are designed to form a noobs mind into a well-educated teenagers. The list consists of terms such as the ones shown below in the examples box.
"If you squeeze your thumb against your index finger, you stop your gag reflex, which means bigger bong hits! Happy Burning Noobs!"
"Always remember.. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"
"Sex raises tension, Love causes it"
"Noobology is a great way to learn new things as a incoming teenager!"
"Always remember.. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"
"Sex raises tension, Love causes it"
"Noobology is a great way to learn new things as a incoming teenager!"
Noobology by mnotice, Jessec, Ribstack October 7, 2011
Noobology
Noobology by Obie won K'noobie September 4, 2005
boobology
To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
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