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The study of Noobs or the act of teaching noobs the tutorial of the teenage life. The education For Noobs is a sex/drugs oriented list of terms and phrases that are designed to form a noobs mind into a well-educated teenagers. The list consists of terms such as the ones shown below in the examples box.
"If you squeeze your thumb against your index finger, you stop your gag reflex, which means bigger bong hits! Happy Burning Noobs!"

"Always remember.. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"

"Sex raises tension, Love causes it"

"Noobology is a great way to learn new things as a incoming teenager!"
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The study of noobs. Which is taken out by a Noobologist.
A noobologist will observe the behavior of noobs to futher the study of noobology.
Noobology by Obie won K'noobie September 4, 2005

boobology 

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology
boobology by OscarG13 December 26, 2005

nopology 

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.
She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.
nopology by Jeff D April 21, 2003
The study of Norman.
As a student of Normology, I studied Norman vigorously.
Normology by Cygnum_XYZ June 29, 2021

Noobologist 

Someone who studies noobs to futher the study of noobology.
Noobologists study noobs to futher the study of noobology.
Noobologist by Obie won K'noobie September 4, 2005
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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