Phonership

When you place your phone on a bar, table or other hard surface to claim temporary ownership of said space.
Tim spotted a table across the bar and claimed phonership of the space whilst Dwight went to buy the drinks.
by ScallyJon September 23, 2023
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Nobertunity

Bro 1 - " I didnt have sex with Daphne last night"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you missed out on a great nobertunity."
by ScallyJon June 05, 2020
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