ScallyJon's definitions

Nobertunity

Nob, knob, opportunity

Bro 1 - " I didnt have sex with Daphne last night"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you missed out on a great nobertunity."

by ScallyJon June 5, 2020

Phonership

When you place your phone on a bar, table or other hard surface to claim temporary ownership of said space.

Tim spotted a table across the bar and claimed phonership of the space whilst Dwight went to buy the drinks.

by ScallyJon September 23, 2023