Nobertunity
Bro 1 - " I didnt have sex with Daphne last night"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you missed out on a great nobertunity."
Bro 2 - "Dude, you missed out on a great nobertunity."
Nobertunity by ScallyJon June 5, 2020
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nopertunity
When someone writes or reaches out with a 'great opportunity!' which is really just a bunch of crap and not remotely beneficial to your life. However, it would really benefit THEM if you were sucker enough to take it.
I just got a nopertunity to do some freelance writing without pay, for a site I've never heard of, because of the awesome 'exposure' it would give me.
nopertunity by Dynamom April 14, 2015
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