nooz

(n) An onomatopoeic phenomenon that describes itself; the sound you make when saying the word "nooz".

"What's a nooz?"
"It's that."
"It's what?"
"It's the sound you make when you say 'nooz'."

by CounselorFalcon November 15, 2011

Nooz

Slang word for "nice/awesome/cool"

That's nooz = That's nice etc.

by Entrez May 16, 2010

Nooze

A dishonest form of information delivered by the media that is meant to mislead, manipulate or persuade large communities into believe lies to guide them towards and keep them loyal to a particular political party.

Intentionally bad or false information. To tell only part of a story to reinforce ones own beliefs.

When getting information from the media, make sure you are not getting fake nooze.

by MC POLITICAL September 16, 2017

Nooz

A person who has few experiences at something. A beginner.

The boy playing soccer over there is a nooz.

by Chan K. January 18, 2008

Nooz

The best person in the world, great sense of humor, but a really lonely, perverted individual.

Pros: Great at eating any ass that is 12 and under

Cons: Has a massive -25 inch rock-hard cock

Holy fuck, is that a Nooz? The best ass-eater in the world with a massive cock?!

by Lord Fucknut July 7, 2018