Nooze 

A dishonest form of information delivered by the media that is meant to mislead, manipulate or persuade large communities into believe lies to guide them towards and keep them loyal to a particular political party.

Intentionally bad or false information. To tell only part of a story to reinforce ones own beliefs.

When getting information from the media, make sure you are not getting fake nooze.

Nooze by MC POLITICAL September 16, 2017

T'nooze 

when someone takes a nap on the crapper. Toilet + snooze = T'snooze

Person 1: Is your grandpa still in the bathroom? He's been gone for half an hour? Person 2: Oh don't worry, he's just taking his afternoon T'nooze.

If you keep t'snoozing, you are definitely going to get the roids.

T'nooze by jessie spano August 16, 2011

noonee 

A girl who is dear to you

She's such a noonee

noonee by Dexte05 March 29, 2017

Nooped 

When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs

Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan

Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018

Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

Boys Noize 

BOYS NOIZE (aka Kid Alex) is the stage name of Berlin-based DJ and producer ALEX RIDHA. Ridha (born in 1982, Hamburg) started producing and DJing at early age to find himself supporting the likes of Felix Da Housecat and DJ Hell in a matter of time. Nowadays Ridha himself is known as a one of the most valued electronic artists, awarded with the Independent Music Award in 2010 as well as 3 years in a row Best Electronic Artist on Beatport. He has a refreshing approach: not afraid to break new grounds, beaming a myriad of influences from his hip-hop and disco roots to create an innovatory sound. His DJ-sets are equally uplifting and he's regarded by many as one of the worlds' best DJs, not only technically but also as a showman. Seamlessly mixing and remixing on the spot, Ridha never fails to deliver high-powered and gripping sets: unforgettable experiences for the witnesses.
Ridha released his early work on labels such as International Deejay Gigolos Records, Kitsuné Music and Turbo Recordings. In order to retain full artistic freedom however, he established his imprint Boysnoize Records in 2005.His highly anticipated long players "OI OI OI" and its successor "POWER", the two long players that included contemporary anthems such as "Don't Believe The Hype", "&Down" and "Jeffer".

Me: Boys Noize all the way!!

Mau5 fan: Deadmau5 is better

Me: What the fuck has mainstream done to you?sure

deadmau5 is badass but think outside the box

(passes earphone)

(mau5 fan gets eargasm but denies it)

Mau5 fan: that is some good*cough*weird electro

Me: you mean unique and badass

(walks away with Boys Noize playing Jeffer)

Boys Noize by Electrolovingfuckhead8 December 16, 2011