Nooze

A dishonest form of information delivered by the media that is meant to mislead, manipulate or persuade large communities into believe lies to guide them towards and keep them loyal to a particular political party.

Intentionally bad or false information. To tell only part of a story to reinforce ones own beliefs.

When getting information from the media, make sure you are not getting fake nooze.

by MC POLITICAL September 16, 2017

Nooz

Slang word for "nice/awesome/cool"

That's nooz = That's nice etc.

by Entrez May 16, 2010

nooz

(n) An onomatopoeic phenomenon that describes itself; the sound you make when saying the word "nooz".

"What's a nooz?"
"It's that."
"It's what?"
"It's the sound you make when you say 'nooz'."

by CounselorFalcon November 15, 2011

Nooz

A person who has few experiences at something. A beginner.

The boy playing soccer over there is a nooz.

by Chan K. January 18, 2008

Nooz

The best person in the world, great sense of humor, but a really lonely, perverted individual.

Pros: Great at eating any ass that is 12 and under

Cons: Has a massive -25 inch rock-hard cock

Holy fuck, is that a Nooz? The best ass-eater in the world with a massive cock?!

by Lord Fucknut July 07, 2018