T'nooze

when someone takes a nap on the crapper. Toilet + snooze = T'snooze

Person 1: Is your grandpa still in the bathroom? He's been gone for half an hour? Person 2: Oh don't worry, he's just taking his afternoon T'nooze.

If you keep t'snoozing, you are definitely going to get the roids.

by jessie spano August 16, 2011

See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noose

This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.

“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”

by Thecommonblackbird August 22, 2020