noozies

Exceptionally large and loose vaginal lips, which dangle far from the vaginal opening and prodigiously produce queefs during vaginal intercourse. Basically the female equivalent of low hangers.

Dude, I got all shitfaced drunk last night, and ate out Maria. She's got noozies that hang down to her knees!

by Steve Scarabin June 15, 2009

Noozy

The act of taking a duce...aka a bowel movement.

Jake: Be right back man, I gotta take a nasty noozy.

by Eclipse March 11, 2005

Noozy

Someone from New Zealand, "Noozyland, land of the Noozys"

Becky: Ted has an accent, but I can't quite figure it out..
Alex: He's a Noozy.
Becky: Ah, that's the one!

by CrayolaFtw June 1, 2009