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noozies

Exceptionally large and loose vaginal lips, which dangle far from the vaginal opening and prodigiously produce queefs during vaginal intercourse. Basically the female equivalent of low hangers.
Dude, I got all shitfaced drunk last night, and ate out Maria. She's got noozies that hang down to her knees!
by Steve Scarabin June 15, 2009
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Tough Noogies

like saying too bad, i don't give a shit, or give it a rest it's not happening
Nancy: I thought we were going to spend some time together tonight.
Todd: Tough noogies toots, I got better things to do.
by DWadds April 1, 2008
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Noobiest

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.
Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#
by Hackneyed August 25, 2006
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NoobiestNoob

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under
1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence
by PicNikPic May 28, 2011
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noogies

Noogies really hurt, but they aren't as bad as wedgies.
by WHABAM! March 15, 2005
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nooties

by samantha Ramirez February 9, 2009
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Noonies

Aussie slang. Noonies refers to the drowsiness that can occur after a lunch.

Usually occurs to office workers. Derived from the word afterNOON.
bobs sleepin at his desk! That heavy lunch probably gave him the noonies!
by touhourules August 6, 2016
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