noodle syndrome 

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

noodle syndrome by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Wet Noodle Syndrome 

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

Wet Noodle Syndrome by sulligas January 2, 2012

selective noodle syndrome 

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.

"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."

selective noodle syndrome by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017

stiff noodle syndrome 

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

stiff noodle syndrome by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.

A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009