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Noobiest Noob

One who has very low self esteem or confidence. They usually are called a noob when they just get a game or have no in-game purchases. They may get cyber bullied.

Or

A name of a unpopular YouTuber but the definition is pretty much the same.
That is the most Noobiest Noob I’ve ever seen!
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Noobiest 

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.
Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#
Noobiest by Hackneyed August 25, 2006
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NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under
1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence
NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011

Noobieshnoobie 

A BADDIE who doesn't care and will say their opinion no matter what. THEY ARE THE MOST BADASS PERSON ON MOTHER EARTH. And will likely become a model, singer, actress and the president of USA one day.
Basic person: heyyyy

Noobieshnoobie: IM A BADDIE

Basic person: let me guess, your name is Noobieshnoobie.

noobist colony 

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005

noobfest 

A room full of noobs. To be in a game full of Noobs.
Fucking Noobs sticking together as a pack.
Pro: "Wow its a noobfest in here."
NooB: "Shutup I know i fucking suck at the game."
noobfest by spedd0gg November 16, 2005
a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.
Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."
noobist by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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