11 definitions by fo-real_dawg

sat

A very good test that measures your intelligence. The better your score, the higher you rank as a human being.

Joe got a 1500 on the new SAT. He's average (what a lameass).

Sung Hui got a 2200. He's superior, and can apply to the Ivies.

by fo-real_dawg August 22, 2005

lagomatic

a server or gamer that exhibit rare amounts of lag, usually because they got some lame ISP like AOL.

what you get when you host a game over 56k.

"dam this server is lagomatic" (ping -- 2000)

by fo-real_dawg April 4, 2005

uber noober

the absolute and ultimate in noobism and ignorance of customs. a martian is uber noober when he first lands.

composed of uber and noob

HL player A - "how do i bind hook?"
HL player B - "uber noober. type /rules"


"uber fuckin noober!"

by fo-real_dawg April 4, 2005

coos emek

Can be used as an exclemation in an irritating or socially awkward situation.

"Coos emek, what a fag."

"I lose that cd every godam time, coos emek."

by fo-real_dawg April 4, 2005

fagster

a homosexual with an appearance that demands respect.

"wow look at that fagster."

by fo-real_dawg April 4, 2005

noobist

a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.

Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."

by fo-real_dawg April 4, 2005

coos ehtok

pretty much like coos emek but a little milder. still might get your face ruined by an angry arab.

"get out of the way, coos ehtok."

"coos ehtok, you are a rarely imbicilic individual."

by fo-real_dawg April 4, 2005