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noobidiot 

Someone who does something so stupid that using just "noob" or "idiot" isn't enough.
Marty: "I just posted my Social Security Number on Twitter for ez likes."

Zack: "You noobidiot!!!"
noobidiot by EuropeanMapping April 16, 2022
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noobidity 

the state of being noobish, or the level of noobishness someone has. like stupidity, only noobier.
Dude: hey man, i just met this nooblet, they were such a nooblet they didn't know what nooblet meant.
Man: dude, that noob's noobidity was supreme.
noobidity by ann o. nemous December 9, 2009

noobition 

1. Essentially a process, by which a 'person' is converted to a newbie.

2. noobition can be used in informal speech as a reference to a measure of an 'un kept' score; in which the final goal is becoming a total newbie.
1. c0de noobition is exceptionally high today...

2. c0de, your noobition has increased exponentially!

3. That's another point to his noobition!
noobition by Mafiah October 27, 2003

noobitity 

The Identity of a noob.
The thought of acceptance of one being a noob.
Daniel67667 says:"WTF N00B 4CC3P7 Y0UR NOOBITITY 4ND 61V3 UP!"
noobitity by Jayson Richards July 30, 2008
possession of the means or skill to be inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet.
My noobility is high.
noobility by Aieou Draven November 5, 2014

Noobicity 

How nooby on or more people are.
Your NOOBICITY disgusts me.
Noobicity by Crispycreamz January 4, 2010

noobinitis

The disease in which your social life becomes taken over by your online life, and you spend countless hours online just searching the internet.
Person 1: HF has taken over my life... my well being... my sole...
Person 2: You sir are suffering from Noobinitis!
noobinitis by Nick419 September 7, 2013
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