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noobidity 

the state of being noobish, or the level of noobishness someone has. like stupidity, only noobier.
Dude: hey man, i just met this nooblet, they were such a nooblet they didn't know what nooblet meant.
Man: dude, that noob's noobidity was supreme.
noobidity by ann o. nemous December 9, 2009

noobition 

1. Essentially a process, by which a 'person' is converted to a newbie.

2. noobition can be used in informal speech as a reference to a measure of an 'un kept' score; in which the final goal is becoming a total newbie.
1. c0de noobition is exceptionally high today...

2. c0de, your noobition has increased exponentially!

3. That's another point to his noobition!
noobition by Mafiah October 27, 2003

noobitity 

The Identity of a noob.
The thought of acceptance of one being a noob.
Daniel67667 says:"WTF N00B 4CC3P7 Y0UR NOOBITITY 4ND 61V3 UP!"
noobitity by Jayson Richards July 30, 2008
possession of the means or skill to be inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet.
My noobility is high.
noobility by Aieou Draven November 5, 2014

Noobicity 

How nooby on or more people are.
Your NOOBICITY disgusts me.
Noobicity by Crispycreamz January 4, 2010

noobinitis

The disease in which your social life becomes taken over by your online life, and you spend countless hours online just searching the internet.
Person 1: HF has taken over my life... my well being... my sole...
Person 2: You sir are suffering from Noobinitis!
noobinitis by Nick419 September 7, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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