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noobitity

The Identity of a noob.
The thought of acceptance of one being a noob.
Daniel67667 says:"WTF N00B 4CC3P7 Y0UR NOOBITITY 4ND 61V3 UP!"
by Jayson Richards July 30, 2008
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nobility

1. The elite class in a monarchy or aristocracy, with offices and titles that are usually hereditary (via peerage).

2. Of or relating to nobles. Another term for aristocrats. Lords and Ladies.
Caligula demanded sex from not only slaves, but from family members, senators, and the nobility.

The worst cruelties were inflicted on the peasants by the nobility who ruled over them.
by Lorelili March 2, 2011
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Nobility

(Simplified Definition)
The rich people who used to control the populace. They were rich land owners who slowly lost power over a period of hundreds of years, especially in Europe.
The nobility have no place here in America!
by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020
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nobility

The highest social class in pre-modern societies and even in a few contemporary societies, and the status and title of a noble are usually inherited; basically another term for aristocrats, a tiny group of elite people who are omnipotent over the common people.

Nobles are born into wealth and power and often into politics, regardless of their merit to these privileges; peerage is the legal system to constitute the various hereditary titles.
From highest to lowest rank, the most common peerage titles are:
-duke and duchess
-marquis and marquise
-earl/count and countess
-viscount and viscountess
-baron and baroness

Under a feudal system, the nobility earned property from the monarch through military service.
The peasants resented the nobility for their frivolity, but at least these farmers had little to lose; the courts of the elite were swarming with ruthless intrigue, often with plots of overthrowing the royal family. Noblewomen were married off young, had little real power, and just served to manage households and produce many children (who were raised by nannies) to continue the family dynasty, never free to live or choose as they wanted.

Nobility had/have everything to lose: wealth, reputation, position, allies, public support, political influence, and life. A very public life with numerous people breathing down one's neck and threats on one's person did not help matters, either.
by Lorelili February 20, 2011
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Noobity

The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.
One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"
by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012
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noobginity

1. To finally lose your "noobieness".

2. Like losing virginity, but instead you lose being a noob.

3. To pass through nooberty and grow up from being a nublet.
Stoned: Hey, Mark just lost his noobginity yesterday!
Petin: Omg Finnnnally. It took him long enough didnt it?
Stoned: Yeah really... rofl
by StonedLogic September 29, 2005
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Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.
Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?
by phongoo January 14, 2009
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