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try it all girl with strap on nobass like a cow girl
nobass by alex cooke September 22, 2006

noassatall

To have no ass at all
damn that girl has noassatall
pronounced na-sa-tall
noassatall by reggie August 13, 2003
Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like.

It can also be used to describe someone that is partial to sammarksing.
Hey noobass, out of the way!

OR

Hey, let me just beat this noobass and we can get going.

OR

Did you see that guy? He was such a noobass!
noobass by Dr R Gurudwaras May 22, 2008
n. a word used to describe both noobs and dumbasses morons in online gaming.

Grey: stfu you nubass!
Noob: HOW TO SHOOT?!
Pro: WTF NUBASS?!

Purple: GREY U R NUB!
Purple: WHAT TO BUY GREY?
Grey: Ugh.. nubass.
nubass by Noobits May 12, 2007

noassatall disease

A condition in which you have "No Ass At All".
noassatall disease by BingeTrigger September 3, 2016

noassitol 

A person, usually female, who lacks the appropriate amount of musculature in the gluteus maximus, i.e. (s)he has nor booty. Bastardization of "no ass at all". Although this word sounds like a medication for an ailment (perhaps this very one), it is used to describe the condition. Antonym: junk in the trunk or simply " J in the T"
"Damn! That skinny chick has a bad case of noassitol."
noassitol by madsci September 27, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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