The sacred religion of simply not giving a shit of what happens on the internet or in real-life. It is required for everyone to follow it in order to advance through life.
It is incredibly easy to ignore such things by a little thing called Notgivingashitism. I'm a firm believer in it and I'm trying to spread the word of the All Mighty Indifferentnator of all things apathetic and neutral. You should do the same.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'