The sacred religion of simply not giving a shit of what happens on the internet or in real-life. It is required for everyone to follow it in order to advance through life.
It is incredibly easy to ignore such things by a little thing called Notgivingashitism. I'm a firm believer in it and I'm trying to spread the word of the All Mighty Indifferentnator of all things apathetic and neutral. You should do the same.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.