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amazingly buff person with big muscles and beautiful eyes
Look at them... they're such a nonkz.
nonkz by funnyman54 November 7, 2025
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Nonkatronk 

A word for those who have the mental capacity of a 9 year old.
"John, you are an absolute NONKATRONK."
"The only Nonkatronk is you, John"
"You are acting like a Nonkatronk JOHN"
Nonkatronk by Snazzy Tronk December 30, 2020
Related Words
nonkz • NONK • nonky • nonkey • Nonke • nonker • Nonkie Nonk • Nonku • Nonky-Nonk • nokkz

Nonkolater 

Brown substance in underwear that isn't found tell later. Slang for dingleberry
My wife found the nonkolater in my underwear while doing the laundry.
Nonkolater by bmacandcheese 4224 March 29, 2018

Ninky Nonk 

The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.
Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!
Ninky Nonk by Joshannia March 5, 2011
Nonku’s are really pretty. They also have a sense of humour and are often the class clowns. Nonku’s are incredibly kind and smart. They will always be there for you and have your back. If you ever are feeling sad or emotionally, Nonku will always be there and better find one soon! Their laugh is hysterical too, it is contagious laughter!
Nonku caught my eye as she walked past.
She made me laugh for hours.
Nonku by That’s the meaning August 4, 2021
A Japanese wasei-eigo (Japanese word influenced by English) that is mainly used by the LGBTQIA+ community to refer to heterosexuality, usually in males. It is derived from the English words “non” and “gay”, combining them into “Nonke”.
In Japan, the genre of Romance can be divided into three catagories: BL, GL, and NL. BL, which stands for boy’s love, is about the relationship between two boys. GL, which stands for girl’s love, is about the relationship between two girls. NL, which stands for nonke love, is about the relationship between a boy and a girl.
Nonke by Justananimestan November 30, 2020
John: Your a silly person

Dave: You mean I'm a nonker?
nonker by crimsonangel June 27, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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