NOLTE 

(1) The state in which one finds himself after an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;

(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;

(3) To be crunked while coated with a thick layer of duckbutter.

"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want to do some shot-skis!!??"

"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"


"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"

"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"


"How did last night wind up??!"

"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"

NOLTE by Gerald789 February 13, 2009

nolte 

rocker, biker, homo wishing to suck a small penis

he's a nolte.

nolte by Urbanburban January 13, 2009

nolte 

A shit. The word 'shit' said in the style / accent of film star nick note.

I'm just gonna go for a quick nolte.

nolte by steve van damme July 12, 2014

Nick Nolte Effect 

This effect occurs when graying men decide to grow their hair to shoulder length and on occasion grow out their beard. Commonly these men have a love for Hawaiian shirts and making comedies with Eddie Murphy.

The Nick Nolte effect really took its toll on our bus driver.

Nick Nolte Effect by Surprised Kid November 21, 2010

Nick Nolte 

A pro-skater from Virginia Beach, Virginia.

He is sponsored by DeeZel, Sole Brothers, NHS, Independent, Type-S, and Bones.

Nick Nolte also plays a lot of XBox Live. His gamertag is XxFALLENxX SN .

He plays Halo 3, Skate 2, and Forza 2.

Did you see Nick Nolte at that contest the other day?? He pulled a Nollie Big Back Tail like it was nothin!! Totally stomped the competition.

Nick Nolte by SaInT ShOwTiMe June 28, 2009

Nick Nolte 

1. A male Hollywood actor. 2. Used to describe a man or woman that has ravaged their looks from excessive smoking of cigarettes And/Or Meth.

My sister set me up on a blind date, but this chick was a Nick Nolte. She was younger then me but her face was nasty!

Nick Nolte by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Nick Nolte 

an incriment of marijuana. Not a dime bag, but a nickel bag of weed. When all you got is $5 on it and no friends around to pony up the other 5 bucks. If you must get high and dont have $10 for a dime bag one of these is purchased.

None of my boys are around to blaze and I'm kind of broke, maybe I'll just pick up a Nick Nolte.

Nick Nolte by Mr. Xcitement December 30, 2008