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nobnoyds 

A way for misspelling "nobody" but saying it in a funny way. (No-BEN-Oi-eds)
Another definition:
A way of saying someone is stupid.
You guys are a bunch of nobnoyds
nobnoyds by DudyDude69 October 9, 2019
Central African slang for a large penis
Don't touch me with your noknok, I do not want AIDS.
noknok by Yoichi July 25, 2015

noynoying 

A clean, honest, progressive leadership in the government.
He’s always noynoying since he assumed office as President.
noynoying by anonymous June 25, 2021

noknower 

Noun;
A person who doesn't know how to spell the word "know" and other simple words like that, like believe or dead.
Tiffanyxox: what is albert's favorite color?
lovemetutu:I don't now.
Tiffanyxox: you don't now? don't ya mean you don't know?
lovemetutu:whatever.
Tiffanyxox: *mutters*noknower.*
noknower by Sophieeexox February 1, 2007
no one knows or no one cares - When your questions in messaging apps such as Teams have been completely ignored by everyone. Either no one knows the answer or no once cares enough to respond.
Have you found a solution for that customers issue yet? I posted it in the team chat a few days ago now but noknoc.
OR
Instead of *bump* on the message, use noknoc for a more passive aggressive update request.
noknoc by CustomCow March 2, 2026

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness'

Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.

Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.
'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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