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no one knows or no one cares - When your questions in messaging apps such as Teams have been completely ignored by everyone. Either no one knows the answer or no once cares enough to respond.
Have you found a solution for that customers issue yet? I posted it in the team chat a few days ago now but noknoc.
OR
Instead of *bump* on the message, use noknoc for a more passive aggressive update request.
noknoc by CustomCow March 2, 2026
To get so intoxicated that you are unable to perform basic actions such as walk in a straight line, you also start talking gibberish to people who you probably shouldn't approach in the first place such as a big ex-military bouncer and when your friends try to explain your actions to you, you decide to leave them and fly to another country rather than accept your wrong doings.
Example A
"Hey you want to get Amished this weekend? "
"Naa bro, I'd rather get Martin'd and get whipped and suck a dildo rather than getting Amished"
"Erm, I ain't going out with either of you freaks"

Example B
"Hey guys, don't buy him any more drinks, he's about to get full Amished"
"Oh no he's at the bar again! Quick hide he's suitcase!"
Amished by CustomCow June 19, 2019
When a girl with a thicc ass walks past in tight, cheek hugging Yoga pants and you just want to grab it, giving it a full palm pinch.
Oi mate, did you see that back-off just wanna give it a FPP.
FPP by CustomCow April 19, 2018
Had such a manic day at work couldn't even pop to the loo, just heading home to take a WDS*
WDS* by CustomCow March 10, 2017