Noobmaster69 is an
obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video
game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is
rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.
"Noobmaster69 is so mean!
Thor should fly to his
house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own
butt!"