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the state of being alterrd by a substance of some kind either alcohol or grass
"Yo guy we were so noished last night"
noished by jo5777 January 28, 2006
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Another word for getting absolutely smashed, or really drunk.
Person 1: "So how did last night go?"
Person 2: "Not good, I got completely nooshed and can't remember any of it..."
Nooshed by Thomskii April 6, 2017
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when a (small) dog makes a small squeakish or otherwise indescribable noise
herbie: *squirfhp*

you: look at herbie he noised !!
noised by the noiser April 11, 2021
1) A standing up 69 sex position.

2) When a man is standing and a woman is in a handstand position, both performing sexual acts on each other. Commonly performed in a shower or a porta loos.
" Man, I cant beleive you nooshed that ginger girl the weekend!"

"Hey kathy, I was nooshed friday night by a badger"
Nooshed by BADGER BOY1 January 13, 2009
when something has gone wrong; a bad situation.
What? You mean baby girl was under age? Nished!
nished by hector bones June 28, 2004
The point in which you're too intoxicated to function.
I would've went to the mall but I was nooshed.
Nooshed by Little Frausty May 31, 2013

white noised 

Being completely blitzed or drunk.

When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.
white noised by der Herzog March 10, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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