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noisetard 

That neighbor that has to do everything at a seriously high decibel level such as cars, dogs, bass rhythms and arguments.
We have a new neighbor who is a total noisetard, I think I can even hear him snoring.
noisetard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

noisetard living 

People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.
Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.

Noseboard 

When you type with your nose. It is possible to hit all the right keys but not if you want to go very fast.
On msn:

I'm noseboarding man!

Wo, then how did you get the right letters in there?

Thats why it took an hour to type it!
Noseboard by bongnablintz December 10, 2005

Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents 

The place where you report problematic editors in Wikipedia for community review. Hellish, but functional. Often shortened as WP:ANI.
I go to Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents for my daily dose of drama.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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