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A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.

Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.

noiseboard by mong August 12, 2003

Words you can keep

noisetard

That neighbor that has to do everything at a seriously high decibel level such as cars, dogs, bass rhythms and arguments.

We have a new neighbor who is a total noisetard, I think I can even hear him snoring.

noisetard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

noisetard living

People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.

Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.

noisetard living by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Noseboard

When you type with your nose. It is possible to hit all the right keys but not if you want to go very fast.

On msn:

I'm noseboarding man!

Wo, then how did you get the right letters in there?

Thats why it took an hour to type it!

Noseboard by bongnablintz December 10, 2005

Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents

The place where you report problematic editors in Wikipedia for community review. Hellish, but functional. Often shortened as WP:ANI.

I go to Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents for my daily dose of drama.

Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents by Yoostery November 18, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026