noisetard

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That neighbor that has to do everything at a seriously high decibel level such as cars, dogs, bass rhythms and arguments.

We have a new neighbor who is a total noisetard, I think I can even hear him snoring.

noisetard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Words you can keep

noisetard living

People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.

Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.

noisetard living by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Noriretardation

A rare disease that affects some men. Noriretardation can cause a sexual attraction towards minors and just overall creepiness. On July 26th of 2018 Andy Howell discovered this disease after his boyfriend had showed some unerving symptoms. Some symptoms of Noriretardation can be small penis, creepiness, an unusual sexual attraction towards minors/siblings and obesity which is found in 50% of patients. Other diseases that have been linked to Noriretardation are Autism, Pedophilia, and Fuckboism. The NNA (Noriretardation National Association) has been curing patients all over the world. If you think that you or a loved one might have Noriretardation you can call the NAH (Noriretardation Association Hotline) at +1 (666)-666-6666. Don't let Noriretardation go unseen. Call today.

"Yo I think my bf might have noriretardation"
"Call the NAH and get him cured"

Noriretardation by tiny the loser July 25, 2018

noiseboard

A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.

Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.

noiseboard by mong August 12, 2003

nonretardphobia

The fear of not being retarded

Person 1: wanna go to school
Person 2: sorry, I have nonretardphobia

nonretardphobia by Ghostyeeted August 18, 2019

Nosetradamus

A person that says "bless you" before you sneeze.

John: Bless you.
Tom: What?! ACHOO!!
Tom: Your Nosetradamus!

Nosetradamus by PilotPluto November 22, 2011

Notetard

A ridiculous amount of note cards to use when giving a presentation.

"God Danika is such a notetard, she had full paragraphs written on her flash cards and just read from them"

Notetard by pollypocket November 28, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026