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noisetard

That neighbor that has to do everything at a seriously high decibel level such as cars, dogs, bass rhythms and arguments.
We have a new neighbor who is a total noisetard, I think I can even hear him snoring.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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noisetard living

People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.
Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Noriretardation

A rare disease that affects some men. Noriretardation can cause a sexual attraction towards minors and just overall creepiness. On July 26th of 2018 Andy Howell discovered this disease after his boyfriend had showed some unerving symptoms. Some symptoms of Noriretardation can be small penis, creepiness, an unusual sexual attraction towards minors/siblings and obesity which is found in 50% of patients. Other diseases that have been linked to Noriretardation are Autism, Pedophilia, and Fuckboism. The NNA (Noriretardation National Association) has been curing patients all over the world. If you think that you or a loved one might have Noriretardation you can call the NAH (Noriretardation Association Hotline) at +1 (666)-666-6666. Don't let Noriretardation go unseen. Call today.
"Yo I think my bf might have noriretardation"
"Call the NAH and get him cured"
by tiny the loser July 25, 2018
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noiseboard

A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.
Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.
by mong August 12, 2003
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nonretardphobia

The fear of not being retarded
Person 1: wanna go to school
Person 2: sorry, I have nonretardphobia
by Ghostyeeted August 18, 2019
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Nosetradamus

A person that says "bless you" before you sneeze.
John: Bless you.
Tom: What?! ACHOO!!
Tom: Your Nosetradamus!
by PilotPluto November 22, 2011
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Notetard

A ridiculous amount of note cards to use when giving a presentation.
"God Danika is such a notetard, she had full paragraphs written on her flash cards and just read from them"
by pollypocket November 28, 2018
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