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noisetard living 

People who do everything loud to the point that everyone within a block’s radius knows everything there is to know about them.
Our immediate neighbors are the poster people for noisetard living, we can even hear them breathing at night.

Noriretardation 

A rare disease that affects some men. Noriretardation can cause a sexual attraction towards minors and just overall creepiness. On July 26th of 2018 Andy Howell discovered this disease after his boyfriend had showed some unerving symptoms. Some symptoms of Noriretardation can be small penis, creepiness, an unusual sexual attraction towards minors/siblings and obesity which is found in 50% of patients. Other diseases that have been linked to Noriretardation are Autism, Pedophilia, and Fuckboism. The NNA (Noriretardation National Association) has been curing patients all over the world. If you think that you or a loved one might have Noriretardation you can call the NAH (Noriretardation Association Hotline) at +1 (666)-666-6666. Don't let Noriretardation go unseen. Call today.
"Yo I think my bf might have noriretardation"
"Call the NAH and get him cured"

noiseboard 

A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.
Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.
noiseboard by mong August 12, 2003

nonretardphobia

The fear of not being retarded
Person 1: wanna go to school
Person 2: sorry, I have nonretardphobia
nonretardphobia by Ghostyeeted August 18, 2019

Nosetradamus 

A person that says "bless you" before you sneeze.
John: Bless you.
Tom: What?! ACHOO!!
Tom: Your Nosetradamus!
Nosetradamus by PilotPluto November 22, 2011

Notetard 

A ridiculous amount of note cards to use when giving a presentation.
"God Danika is such a notetard, she had full paragraphs written on her flash cards and just read from them"
Notetard by pollypocket November 28, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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