Noseboard

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When you type with your nose. It is possible to hit all the right keys but not if you want to go very fast.

On msn:

I'm noseboarding man!

Wo, then how did you get the right letters in there?

Thats why it took an hour to type it!

Noseboard by bongnablintz December 10, 2005

Words you can keep

Nosebandit

Someone that can slide right under you to steal your spot.

Kelly didn’t show up to the audition , So Liah nosebandit her spot.

Nosebandit by Remember_Leah April 17, 2019

Related Words

Noseboard • noiseboard • Nose Beard • nakeboarding • Noseguarding • Noboard • Nosebandit • Noseboned • nosebortion • noseword

nosebortion

The bloody clump of tissue, mucus and cocaine blown out of the nose after a night of debauchery

I finally had my nosebortion from last night, thought I’d never be able to breathe!

nosebortion by benAsmalls September 5, 2023

nakeboarding

The act of wakeboarding naked.

Dave needed some attention so he pulled his shorts down and went nakeboarding for a while.

nakeboarding by Nakeboarder September 8, 2005

noiseboard

A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.

Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.

noiseboard by mong August 12, 2003

noseword

A word one says when one's nose is pressed by anyone except theirself. Everyone has one, some have not uncovered it yet. It never changes. Once your noseword has been determined, it never changes. Try it on your friends; press their nose until they say something. That is forever their noseword.

<Maddie>HEY, let's all press each other's noses!
<all> sure, and we'll say our nosewords!
*spontaneous nosepressing*
<Maddie> MEEP
<Mallory> BAGEL
<Drew> FUCK
<Brenna> ANGRY BUTTSEX
<Harry> AAAH!
<Hannah> BRAINS!

wow, that sure was some good nosewording.

noseword by w00tster May 6, 2005

nakeboarding

a water sport, very similar in nature to wakeboarding, that involves being naked while you wakeboard. the level of nakedness can range from wearing only a lifejacket(as long as the genitals remain visible) to being totally naked and wearing nothing. known for its soothing effect on one's "junk"(seepackage).

cellmate: so what did YOU do?

me: i was nakeboarding in public and got caught

cellmate: nigga you gay or somethin?

me: nah i was just chillin

cellmate: fo sho

me: yeah

nakeboarding by jimbolicious69 October 30, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026