Noseboard

When you type with your nose. It is possible to hit all the right keys but not if you want to go very fast.

On msn:

I'm noseboarding man!

Wo, then how did you get the right letters in there?

Thats why it took an hour to type it!

by bongnablintz December 10, 2005

Nosebandit

Someone that can slide right under you to steal your spot.

Kelly didn’t show up to the audition , So Liah nosebandit her spot.

by Remember_Leah April 17, 2019

nosebortion

The bloody clump of tissue, mucus and cocaine blown out of the nose after a night of debauchery

I finally had my nosebortion from last night, thought I’d never be able to breathe!

by benAsmalls September 5, 2023

nakeboarding

The act of wakeboarding naked.

Dave needed some attention so he pulled his shorts down and went nakeboarding for a while.

by Nakeboarder September 8, 2005

noiseboard

A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.

Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.

by mong August 12, 2003

noseword

A word one says when one's nose is pressed by anyone except theirself. Everyone has one, some have not uncovered it yet. It never changes. Once your noseword has been determined, it never changes. Try it on your friends; press their nose until they say something. That is forever their noseword.

<Maddie>HEY, let's all press each other's noses!
<all> sure, and we'll say our nosewords!
*spontaneous nosepressing*
<Maddie> MEEP
<Mallory> BAGEL
<Drew> FUCK
<Brenna> ANGRY BUTTSEX
<Harry> AAAH!
<Hannah> BRAINS!

wow, that sure was some good nosewording.

by w00tster May 6, 2005

nakeboarding

a water sport, very similar in nature to wakeboarding, that involves being naked while you wakeboard. the level of nakedness can range from wearing only a lifejacket(as long as the genitals remain visible) to being totally naked and wearing nothing. known for its soothing effect on one's "junk"(seepackage).

cellmate: so what did YOU do?

me: i was nakeboarding in public and got caught

cellmate: nigga you gay or somethin?

me: nah i was just chillin

cellmate: fo sho

me: yeah

by jimbolicious69 October 30, 2008