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1. Similar to "Awesome" or "Cool".

2. "Noich" can even possibly be related to an item of any sort.

3. Can replace "Ouch".

4. Replaces a swear word in pubilc.
1. Dude, i just bought the new Guitar Hero game!
Noich!

2. Hey, got the noich?

3. *punch in face* Noich!

4. Mother....Noich! or Son Of A Noich!
Noich by JarheadJock December 13, 2007

novichok hangover 

A hangover so extreme that you wake up on a park bench in the morning convulsing and bothing on yourself.

Girl. you were hanging out of your arse at the disco last night.

Guy. Yeah i woke up with a novichok hangover.
A new way to get high these days. It is laced with different kinds of herbs. It comes in a match package, from India. You strike the match, like you normally would with any match, and sniff the burning match, don't get too close, and you'll surely get high. Note:Highness last for a few seconds and when you come back you smell really bad.

Another way, if you can't find it, is just use inscent matches.
Kid 1: "Hey man, wanna go do some noiche?

Kid 2: "Yeah dude, I love the highness it gives you. Sucks it lasts for a few seconds.
Noiche by foxvargashunter69 March 10, 2009
Noich- A word used by Jay and Silent Bob meaning "k"
Dan- Brb

Mark- Noich
noich by Bloodlust March 6, 2004

Nobichon 

No bitching. No complaining.

Spoken in a French accent.

Restaurant in New York. Now based out of Kaohsiung, Taiwan.
"Remembered, Nobichon" he said to his staff
Nobichon by Rageturner October 31, 2022
1. Deriviation of "nice", to describe something as being very good.
2. Can also be used to mean the opposite, similiar in usage to bad.
1. "Dude, I totally boned that chick from the club last night."
"Noich!"

2. "That chick from the club gave me the herp man."
"Noich!"
noich by L Diddy February 2, 2005