nod friend 

A person (usually at school) that you were once friends with but now only greet each other with a nod when you pass in the hall because you don't have classes together. It isn't always a sign on a dying friendship, just a latient one.

Julian was my friend in health class but after the semester was over he became my nod friend.

nod friend by Gareth Klieber May 8, 2006

Noyfriend 

A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.

N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.

"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"

"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."

Noyfriend by Helen1986 July 17, 2006

NoFriendsDiseaseItis 

The disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.

"Why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? He's like a satellite..."

"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."

NoFriendsDiseaseItis by Daem0n February 10, 2009

nonfriendwhoreyness 

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

nonfriendwhoreyness by Count3D July 10, 2007

nofriendo

a nick name for the nintendo game system that pretty much speaks for itself. constant video gaming + no friends

What you going to play nofriendo all night long or are you going out.

nofriendo by chillcat May 30, 2003

nonfriending 

The act of neither confirming nor ignoring a facebook friend request, thereby leaving the friend request that is "awaiting confirmation" hovering in your friend request box indefinitely, leaving the requester completely powerless.

Janie: Hey, did you ever respond to that friend request from Kathleen?

Elena: No way! I totally nonfriended her. She can keep waiting.

Janie: Nonfriending is the only way to go with that crazy bitch. You wouldn't want her to facestalk you anyways.

nonfriending by the antifriend February 9, 2010

nonfriendable 

Can't make friends with

I was feeling nonfriendable today because he laughed at me.

nonfriendable by adiedoll January 20, 2015