nocturnal emission 

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

nocturnal emission by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

Nocturnal Emission 

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

Nocturnal Emission by La Nerdette October 30, 2010

Nocturnal Emission 

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

Nocturnal Emission by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

napturnal emission 

when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.

I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

napturnal emission by NakJPaulG May 20, 2009

nocturdal emission 

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

nocturdal emission by Zonal K September 10, 2018

nocturnal emmission 

A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.

I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

nocturnal emmission by eda-skip July 24, 2022

nocturanal emission

Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.

Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

nocturanal emission by Virgil G October 31, 2007